Do you know your HYMNS?
Dentist’s Hymn………………Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman’s Hymn…There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor’s Hymn…………..The Church’s One Foundation
The Tailor’s Hymn….Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer’s Hymn……….There’s a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician’s Hymn….Standing on the Promises
Optometrist’s Hymn……….Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent’s Hymn……………..I Surrender All
The Gossip’s Hymn………….Pass It On
The Electrician’s Hymn…..Send The Light
The Shopper’s Hymn……………….Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor’s Hymn. . . . . . I’ve Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn . . . ……He Touched Me
The Doctor’s Hymn………………….The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway – a few hymns:
45mph……God Will Take Care of You
65mph…….Nearer My God To Thee
85mph….This World Is Not My Home
95mph……….Lord, I’m Coming Home
100mph… ……Precious Memories
